I come from the net systems peoples and
cities to this place mainframe my format
guardian to mend and defend
to defend my newfound friend their hopes
and dreams to defend them from their
enemies
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they say the user lives outside the net
and inputs games for pleasure no one
knows for sure but I intend to find out
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Wow
Oh Enzo sorry Bob I wouldn't want to
scare any of those fish away
ha ha ha ha very funny look I'm just
wasting time so you can learn something
this game is too old it's boring come on
and so you gotta take game seriously who
knows one day you might end up in the
funhouse there's no such thing as a
funhouse that's just a stupid story
that's not true
I knew a sprite in a supercomputer whose
best friend's cousin got caught in the
funhouse and lived to tell about it
sure Bob I believe you oh yeah well it's
never too late to brush up on the basics
speaking of basic anything the user
what's the GUI
I don't think it's learned how to drive
well would you please do everyone a
favor and put it out of its misery
come on Enzo show me your stuff wait
let's see if the plane gets it
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Oh caregiver
crikey pinkie I think we've bought it oh
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this is ridiculous bye-bye game over
look at your hat for today's your
sister's big day remember I don't want
to waste any more time let's go
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check PID containment now check CCI
display check pulse can beam grid here
Cecil but you are experiencing a
temporary distortion of reality but uh
madam you old I think I've been working
too hard
hmm be that as it may madam may I say
that all the staff and even some of the
food items rooting for you all the way
ah thanks guys Eileen I think yeah yeah
you win
god I beat Bob pretty good huh and so
where's your icon uh I don't know well
you've got to find relax relax here it
is Thanks might I remind you that your
personal ID codes are on their Enzo if
someone gets ahold of those they can
make you do whatever they want I know I
know I'm sorry
so dot are you all set
I think so oh maybe I should go over it
one more time dot you know you're ready
you've been going over it since last
minute I think we should go right now
they're expecting us soon I guess you're
right can I come too sorry bud
I'll have to sit this one out ah I tell
you what when we're done we'll come back
here have a couple chips and tell you
all about it okay okay sis
let's go
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women it's a okay phone Maureen exilic
well looks like your dream has finally
come true dot I can't believe it myself
thanks for coming Bob I really
appreciate it
not a problem so you ready no but here
we go anyway
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welcome thank you
is everybody ready as well um I thought
we were all set God please understand oh
we are nervous megabyte owns everything
here our personal ID codes are all that
we have left
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listen to me you have nothing to be
afraid of
without your pids I cannot register you
online with the principal office
I cannot free you from megabytes control
remember the plans we need to turn this
sector into an energy park
you've got to trust me to finish the job
I promise I won't let you down
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boss we're collecting their numbers now
Eddie didn't why we haven't converted
one of mega my sector since
I'll prepare the operating system for
the additional be IES right now
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you won't be sorry
congratulations
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it's gone Oh remember our whole lives
are in here now don't let us down you
have my word I will guard these with my
very life of course you will consider
yourselves free exactly where you are
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Loretta
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he's been bad very bad done Bob this way
phones were busted we're going
underground
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this leads to the utility tunnels come
on joy wait
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by
who are you you look you look good walk
alright here we must move that nine out
of a frying pan and into the sewer
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overall scrappy
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and what have we here unscheduled work
pause temporary program crash
contemplated rebellion really now who
would be fool enough to disturb my
sectors order and calm it's all right
that's permanent you know she did it dot
that's another one of the hopelessness
schemes I grow weary of these
disturbances status report sir I have
three pontoons in pursuit as we speak
Channel seven how convenient
I suggest we break this matrix his
spirit once and for all
I want one full Legion on this block at
once seal the sector borders she must
not be allowed to escape
Oh doc what is happening song let me put
this as delicately as possible we're
doomed
Bob dot dot your organizer have a
self-destructive forget it I'm not even
considering that option my wallet it's
that determination thing again I told
you we were too oh look
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a hard right
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that was close
good thing this guy knows this hats way
leash to the street you haven't got much
time go you there Oh
Godot both freedom pirate
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great the whole sectors on alert I guess
I better scare some some transport huh
Darla uh dog get in hey that's my line
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cheetah I never knew you could be so
impulsive I'm on a mission Bob just stay
out of my way join
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but you are experiencing a temporary
distortion of reality no no what Anish
which way to the border take it right
King Olaf
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Oh
Bob
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and
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nice going don't they ever give up dog
tonight you know go alright go fire the
big gun yes I'm going to take a bearing
and stay on it until we hit the border
always tips which is prepare to meet
your programmer
how you worked it in any way
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oops what do you mean Oh
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oh never mind Bob look the border yes
sweet we did it Oh at entrant
inhabitants of sector one zero zero zero
your struggle for independence is super
I'd like to take this opportunity to
personally thank my friends dot-matrix
for delivering the sector's PIDs to me
with such a cunning and insightful plan
you will be rewarded handsomely for your
efforts and your dreams mega dump
I think megabytes pop the motherboard
what's he talking about anyway
oh no oh no what is it what's wrong file
remote that's impossible no it's gone
everything the pids their lives their
dreams Oh God
oh boy fault the PID file has been
removed somehow did you say removed I
didn't thought erased
that's right phone removed their lives
are ruined and it's all my fault
it's all my fault only I knew what went
wrong as for the rest of you prepare
yourselves for a career change education
you're all my
mine as soon as we can read this file
how long hmm yes zip file is well
encrypted you'll immenseness our
decoding command will take at least
2,000 nanoseconds to relay the pide
excellent keep your sector under full
guard sergeant served well my friend I
suppose I should thank you for your kind
service what you did was sneaky
underhanded and downright distasteful I
loved it
thank you sir it was an honor to betray
my comrades to you and please call me
Cyrus and how do you feel about me
calling you lieutenant
Cyrus it makes me smile sir
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what's going on but you are experiencing
a temporary distortion of reality what
is happening to me she's taking it
really hard Fung you must understand Bob
when megabyte converts those PIDs every
biome in the sector will become viral it
has complete control over them
yeah but she's acting like it's her
fault come to the principal office right
away
perhaps we can think of something why
bother it's over I lost why don't you
two just admit it come on that's not dot
talking just leave me alone I quit okay
everyone would be better off without me
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morning
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I don't like to look at this
the funhouse
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